My workplace is offering free health screenings to its employees. I don’t plan to participate, though, because I already know what my blood work would look like:
5% Humulone
8% Ethanol
12% Caffeine
60% Capsaicin
10% Cynicism
5% Other
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Meet the Author
I’m a writer, editor, homebrewer, traveler, and armchair philosopher.
I live in Fort Collins, Colorado, with my wife, two cats, a freezer full of green chiles, and a small armada of fermentation vessels.